good:
OK who wants to learn all these moves with me before wedding season? (also check out the dude at 0:30, so sinister and then so awesome)
Stop. Hold everything. Hold all the things.
so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this
so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH
I wasn’t gonna reblog this because I wanted people to find it for themselves. But now it has 30,000+ notes on tumblr so…… I guess I’ll reblog it.
This is all I ended up doing with the ‘this book is in black & white’ joke from Scott Pilgrim v3. “What are you going to do about that joke?” was one of my most frequently asked snarky questions for the past year. (The new snarky question is “are you going to make the color pages from volume 4 black and white now?”)
I’d rather look a little chubby on camera and look like a person in real life, than to look great onscreen and look like a scarecrow in real life.












